Monday, January 12, 2009

Sea kittens!

PETA have decided that nobody would hurt a fish if it were called a sea kitten.

  • "Got any threes? Go sea kitten!"
  • "Come ye after me, and I will make you to become sea kitteners of men."
  • "The authorities were criticized for going on a sea kittening expedition."
Mmm, sea kitten sticks would go down real good with some hush puppies.

And think of poor Jessica Simpson when faced with a can of tuna:

"Is Chicken of the Sea chicken?"
"No, it's sea kitten."

Tuna are pretty big, though. I'm not sure they'd be sea kittens. Sea cats, maybe, or sea tigers.

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