Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The Wrong Stuff

Boy band big shot and intergalactic crime lord Lou Pearlman was sentenced to 1 month in prison for every million dollars he cheated investors out of, which comes to 25 years.

The 53-year-old Hutt can shorten his prison term by one month for every million bucks he pays back, but it doesn't seem likely that he will scrape up enough for a Get Out Of Jail Free card before he loses his looks.

After all, sail barges don't come cheap.

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