Sunday, December 30, 2007

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Monday, December 24, 2007

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

They keep breeding

Britney Spears' younger, currently hotter sister Jamie Lynn is pregnant at 16 by her 19-year-old boyfriend, whom she met at church (awww).

Trainwreck, Jr., says she's gonna keep the baby and raise it in Louisiana so that it will have a chance at a normal life. (Good luck, embryonic Spears-sprog.)

Let's all congratulate the round-well-heeled Spears family on their proven fertility.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

What a fool believes

The still-vacant Sherri Shepherd let loose with another whopper on "The View".

"I don't think anything predated Christians."

Apparently, the only book this breathtakingly ignorant woman has ever read is the Bible, and then only part of the New Testament, it seems. Perhaps she started reading after that whole "Jesus gets born" part with the manger and the myrrh.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Hot and cold

New rule: Matt Drudge has to STFU about combining global warming headlines with others showing how cold it is, especially when there's no connection.

The elephant in the room

Yet another dumbass kid goes on a shooting rampage. WTF is it with these dorks?

They're called hormones, everyone has them, the chick you like hates you, your family disowned you, blah blah blah. Suck it up.

If you still feel in the mood for some murder/suicide, start with yourself, OK slick?

Sunday, December 02, 2007


The religion of death
The religion of death

The once-civilized people of the Islamic world have devolved into international pariahs. In the hands of those formerly known for their tolerance, art, literature, and hospitality, this religion has become the plaything of the extremist element.

While Christianity in America is also frequently a tool for the right-wing bigot, violence is thankfully restricted to a relative few. This is the happy difference between Democracy and Theocracy: if all laws derive from God, who is to say they are wrong?

Well, I say they're wrong. They're all wrong. All religions are fictions, and all laws in service to them serve lies and liars for their own unholy and unjust purposes. For those of us of the faithless faction, we wish to be free of the oppressive effects of religion on our daily lives.

But as imperfect as it is, this Republic is a far superior home for me than that of the rabid, teeming mob of the radical Islamicist. It is also a superior home for the thoughtful Muslim, the peaceful Christian, the compassionate Jew, and the citizen atheist.

As the Enlightenment recedes into history, the soul of the world is imperiled, not by the free of thought, but by those free of thoughts.

The disgusting show put on by the bloodthirsty hypocrites of the Sudan serves as a reminder that some societies deserve to flourish, while some deserve to wither on the vine.