Not that I care, but I ran across a clip of Britney Spears' big comeback on tonight's MTV Video Music Awards.
With a body I can only describe as "flab-tacular", Britney strolled tentatively around the stage like she was demonstrating a dance routine for elderly strippers. She looked like one of those figure skaters who decides not to go for the higher-degree-of-difficulty moves after all.
She's not ready to resume her career. She needs to stop partying with bimbos. She needs to learn how to be a good parent. She needs to get fit and healthy. She needs to wear underwear. She needs someone smart to advise her.
She needs Madonna.