Monday, August 27, 2007


Way-more-loyal-to-Bush-than-to-the-Constitution Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (or AGAG) announced his resignation today.

AP Photo/Pablo Martinez MonsivaisWait for me, Karl!

As a loyal subject and toady of President Bush, he was aces; otherwise, he was criminally incompetent (or just criminal, incompetent).

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a pardon in his future. Here's the scenario:

In the hours before the inauguration of the next President of the United States in January 2009, Bush pardons everyone who has ever worked for him. Then he resigns. Then Cheney assumes the Presidency. Then Cheney pardons Bush. Game over.

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