Hey, kids! Like soccer? Come get your free...ah, crap!
Gee, we're really sorry we've managed to offend you again, what with including the flag of Saudi Arabia on a football, a flag that includes a verse from the Koran, complete with the name of Allah!
Maybe we still have some of the ones we gave out last year. They might be...crap!
Maybe we can put a sticker over the verse on the Saudi flag. Let's see, where is that flag? Oh, yes, it's next to the flags of Denmark and Israel. Crap!