Saturday, June 09, 2007

Another good week

  1. Useless skank Paris Hilton was ordered back to jail by the judge who sent her there in the first place. It seems that the Sheriff let her out on his own initiative (damned activist Executive Branch), and the judge was not happy. Neither was good-god-is-she-26-years-old Hilton, who shrieked and cried for her mommy. Maybe when she gets out, Hilton, Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears can share a place.
  2. Isaiah Washington was fired from his job on Grey's Anatomy. Good riddance.
  3. Wesley Snipes claimed that the IRS are charging him with failing to file his tax returns for six years, not because he didn't pay his taxes, but because he's black. I've heard of being nabbed for "driving while black", but never for "failing to pay one's taxes for six years while black". Good luck with that defense, Wes.

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