Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Good Lord

I stumbled across a website that links "The Da Vinci Code" with Moses and DNA and the pineal gland and Jeanne d'Arc and the Ark of the Covenant and and and...oh, yes, they claim to be 99th-generation descendents of Jesus and Mary Magdalene.

They offer a free DNA test so you can find out if you too are a 99th-generation descendent of Mr. and Mrs. Christ. No, you don't have to send in a vial of spit; you merely listen to a 5-minute MP3, and if you feel your pineal gland a-rustlin', congratulations!

It's amazing how one never heard of this before Dan Brown's novel. I'd heard of the Jesus/Mary connection, and the Knights Templar, and the Prieure de Sion, etc., of course, because that was all contained in the book "Holy Blood, Holy Grail", which pre-dated "The DaVinci Code" by a couple of decades, but which an English lawsuit decided did not form the basis of Brown's bestseller. You know, the book by Baigent and Lee, the guys whose surnames were rearranged by Brown into "Lee Teabing".

Anyway, back to our story: Somehow, there were enlightenment and healing techniques taught by Jesus and Mary Magdalene that were kept shrouded in secrecy by the Knights Templar that could not be told until the truth was revealed by an international best seller.

Oh, and they knew all along that Judas was a good guy; they just never bothered to speak up until after the Gospel of Judas was discovered.

Now, some good news for your correspondent, a liberal: conservative fundamentalists cannot enter Heaven. Only liberal and moderate Christians may do so.

Um, oh, and Moses was a prophet, apparently, as well as an Egyptian Pharaoh, and wrote his prophecies in his "Temple O' Prophecy" from the ground up, with the symbols at the top being commentary on the current generation. I was amazed to learn that some of these symbols depict jets, tanks, helicopters, oil barrels, and an eagle, something that confused everyone for 3,300 years until the USA invaded Iraq.

It goes on, and on, and on. I don't know if they eventually work in the Federal Reserve or the Illuminati, but I'm sure it's crackin' good. Anyway, be sure and get your free DNA test at The True Jesus, and let me know if you're a relative of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene-Christ.

3 comments:

Seven Star Hand said...

Hello Greg and all,
Here's some detailed insight into the backstory and subplot of the DaVinci Code and related books and texts.

Most have totally missed the point that the Gnostic texts and others are making. First, they refer to symbolic males and females, hence the philosophical masculine and feminine nature and character. All the Gnostic texts are philosophical and symbolic treatises, not literal narratives. When you try to interpret any of these ancient texts (including the Bible) as literal, you will always come to the wrong conclusions.

You may not initially agree with everything I reveal, but please be a little patient with my long-winded presentation of what I have waited a very long time to be able to say. I promise to amaze and enlighten.

Contrary to those who strive to assert that the DaVinci Code created the term, symbology is an ancient philosophical technology and I am a real life symbologist. Likewise, the upper-level members of secret societies such as Freemasons, Rosicrucians, Illumanti, and the Vatican are symbologists. Keeping their "craft" secretive and misunderstood is a purposeful ploy designed to hide the truth about ancient wisdom and the symbology used to model, encapsulate, and encode it. The title "mason" is itself a symbolic allusion to those who work with the "Philosophers' Stone" which is the symbolic name given to an ancient body of symbology, hence "Masons" are workers of "stone."

Read Proverbs 9:1 below to better understand this allusion.

Wisdom has built Her house. She has carved out Her seven pillars.

Notice that "wisdom" is referred to as "Her" and "She", as in Sophia and Miriam (the Magdala), and that "She" has "hewn" "Her" "seven pillars" (of stone)? Read my Home Page to see what those seven pillars of "stone" have always referred to, contrary to what religions and mysticism have said for millennia.

Peace...

Here is the key to understanding what the Vatican and Papacy truly fear...

Pay close attention, profundity knocks at the door, listen for the key. Be Aware! Scoffing causes blindness...

Here's a real hot potato! Eat it up, digest it, and then feed it's bones to the hungry...

There's much more to the story of the Vatican's recent machinations than meets the eye. It's not the DaVinci Code or Gospel of Judas per se, but the fact that people have now been motivated to seek out the unequivocal truth about an age of deception, exactly when they expect me to appear. These recent controversies are spurring people to reevaluate the Vatican/Papacy and the religions that Rome spawned, at the worst possible time for them.

Remember, "I come as a thief..." ?

Read verse twelve of the Gospel of Thomas to understand who I am...

The DaVinci Code novel and movie are no more inaccurate as literal versions of history than the New Testament. The primary sub-plot involved purposeful symbology being used to encode hidden meanings, exactly like the Bible and related texts. In other words, none of these stories represent the literal truth. This is the common and pivotal fact of all such narratives about ancient Hebrew and Christian history. Debating whether the DaVinci Code, Gnostic texts, or the Bible are accurate history is a purposeful ploy designed to hide the truth by directing your inquiry away from the heart of the matter.

There is a foolproof way to verify the truth and expose centuries-old religious deceptions. It also proves why we can no longer let the Vatican tell us what to think about ancient history or much else. It is the common thread connecting why the ancient Hebrews, Yahad/Essene, Jews, Gnostics, Cathars, Templars, Dead Sea Scrolls, DaVinci Code, and others have been targets of Rome’s ire and evil machinations. The Vatican and its secret society cohorts don’t want you to understand that the ancient Hebrew symbology in all of these texts purposely encodes and exposes the truth about them. Furthermore, the structure of ancient wisdom symbology verifiably encodes the rules to decode messages built with it. This is what they most fear you will discover.

If the Bible represented the literal truth or even accurate history, there would be no need for faith in the assertions of deceptive and duplicitous clergy and their ilk. It is undeniable the New Testament is awash with ancient Hebrew symbolism and allegory. The same is evidenced in the Old Testament, Dead Sea Scrolls, Gnostic texts, biblical apocrypha, Quran, DaVinci Code, and other related sources. All ancient religious, mystical, and wisdom texts have been shrouded in mystery for millennia for one primary reason: The ability to understand their widely evidenced symbology was lost in antiquity. How do we finally solve these ages-old mysteries? To recast an often-used political adage: It’s [the] symbology, stupid!

It is beyond amazing that the Vatican still tries to insist the Gospels are the literal truth. Every miracle purported for Jesus has multiple direct symbolic parallels in the Old Testament, Apocalypse, Dead Sea Scrolls, and other symbolic narratives and traditions. Recasting the symbolism of earlier Hebrew texts as literal events in the New Testament is one of the central deceptions associated with Christianity. This is part of the secret knowledge held by the ancient Gnostics, Templars, Cathars, and others, which is presented with dramatic effect in the DaVinci Code. None of these narratives or stories were ever intended as the literal truth. This fact is the key to unraveling many ages-old mysteries and exposing the truth about the Vatican's long-term deceptions.

Moreover, the following Washington Post article (The Book of Bart) describes how many changes and embellishments were made to New Testament texts over the centuries, unequivocally demonstrating they are not original, infallible, or truthful. When you combine proof that the New Testament Gospels are not wholly literal with proof that these texts were heavily reworked in the early years of Christianity, you are left with only one possible conclusion. The Vatican has long lied to everyone about the central tenets and history of Christianity. This revelation also proves they are not the Creator’s representatives but Her long-time opponents. The recent hoopla over the Gospel of Judas and DaVinci Code demonstrates they are still desperately trying to deceive the world and obfuscate their true nature and activities.

It's no wonder the Vatican fears the truth more than anything else. As further proof of these assertions, seek to understand the symbolic significance of my name (Seven Star Hand) and you will have proof beyond disproof that Jews, Christians, and Muslims have long been duped by the great deceivers I warned humanity about over the millennia. What then is the purpose of "faith" but to keep good people from seeking to understand the truth?

Now comes justice, hot on its heels... (symbolism...)

Not only do I talk the talk, I walk the walk...
Here is Wisdom!!

Revelations from the Apocalypse

Peace...

Greg said...

Wow! The actual Messiah! Posting on my blog! And He has His own blog! Or two! And sells e-books! I am honored.

In my estimation, the secret truth withheld for thousands of years is: "there is no secret truth", or "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain".

Those who withhold truth do so for their own purposes, usually for money, power, or sex.

The "secret" is: Life is what you make of it.

The Gnostic texts, and to a lesser extent the New Testament, quotes Jesus as saying, "The Kingdom of Heaven is spread upon the earth and Men do not see it." It's not a place, it's a state of mind, in other words.

And to those who would extract money or obedience from others promising that a better life awaits after one dies, the above statement renders any mundane assistance impotent.

Do what you do, be who you are, and when you die, what will be will be, if anything.

No secret handshake, no red thread around the wrist, no symbology, no hidden meanings.

As Hillel wrote, "What is hateful to you, do not to your fellow; this is the whole law; everything else is commentary."

But it is somewhat comforting to know that the Messiah reads the Washington Post.

Aylee said...

I didn't have time to read all of Seven Star Hand's post before work, but I wanted to leave a quick comment.

First, I love this sort of deeply intelectual discussion, far different then mere one lined comments about nothing much that matters.

Second, I'd like to leave my one line comment about nothing that matters, then come back tonight and reread the posts in their entirety.

The Div. Code, the Passion of the Christ, and various others. We went through the 'Grand Disaster' phase of movie making, we went through the 'Horror Movie' phase, and thousands of others. Please please please tell me we're not moving to a 'religious movie' phase. I beg of you. ^^